She heard me come into the room and without turning she asked:"Where do you keep the Bisquick? I'm going to make pancakes."I showed her where it was and then I went and took my morning shower. Kristal stuck her head in the room as I was toweling myself dry and asked me how many hotcakes I would like and I saw her looking at my exposed penis as I told her three or four and since I had never seen her in any of her videos with anything less than huge I wondered if she was thinking:"Poor guy. Only six inches. No wonder his wife wanted to try a bigger one."Thankfully I had long ago realized that there was nothing you could do about what you were born with and having a big dick just meant that you were born lucky, I thought of the joke about the hooker who laughed at the small cock on her customer and asked him who he expected to satisfy "with that tiny thing." The customer looked her right in the eye and said "Me." That was my attitude. I would always do my best to get my partner off and. ''Do you remember Fanny McCarthy?' Matt asked, suddenly serious.'Little old women that used to run the Post Office in Milton Malsor? Yeah. I sold the business for her when she retired.''Then passed her on to me to write her will '—cause you don't do wills.''Well, I don't. I do small business, corporate and commercial property. You do all that people shit.''Yeah, well. She sort of took a shine to me... ''Old women seem to do that.' Jerry laughed.Matt ignored him. 'She made me her attorney and the sole executor of her will. I advised against it, but she said that was one of the reasons to do it anyway. She said she trusted me more because I obviously had her best interests at heart.''Twisted logic.''Quite. Anyway, she passed away last week, and now that the funeral is out of the way, I've got to assess her assets so we can file for inheritance tax with The Revenue and get probate.''And that's where we're going now?'Matt nodded. 'The old bird built up quite an antique.
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